April 1st 2009 Theo Wanne Newsletter
Theo Wanne Miraculously Survives Car Accident into Lemon Patch
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The whole community is gathering together to support Theo in this tremendous new life challenge. Says his twin brother and business partner, Tom Wanne, “I’m just devastated. I can barely look at him without laughing. I feel so bad about that. But, I will dig deep and rise above, accepting him for the new person that he has become. |
Tom continues, “I had no idea the affect 100s of lemons could have on a person. I just wish he didn’t spit so much when he talks now. There’s a puddle of drool around him all the time. We have to keep him away from the electronic equipment as he shorted out the stereo system. We made a special cover for his laptop computer. And, the TV is now wrapped in a giant clear plastic bag. I love him, though, and I will support him through this, whatever it takes!”
Donations for the Theo-Wanne-Pucker-Face-Relief-Foundation can be sent be sent to cure-theos-pucker-face@theowanne.com.
Stable Wood Space Shuttle Hull
Theo Wanne Stable Wood was used on the latest Space Shuttle mission. The hull of the shuttle itself is now made with Stable Wood. NASA has also designed the hull shape of their shuttle with features found in Theo Wanne mouthpieces.
NASA has extended their thanks to Tom and Theo Wanne for the use of their new mouthpiece designs and Stable-Wood material saying, “not only does the space shuttle no longer warp when it returns in rainy weather, but everyone across the country is amazed at how beautiful the shuttle now sounds during take-off and landing.”
Sports Channel TV Mouthpiece
The latest mouthpiece innovation comes from Tom. He is proud to introduce the Sports Channel Television Mouthpiece, allowing musicians to watch sports while practicing and playing gigs.
Tom says, "I think I will finally pick up my horn again now that I can watch premiere soccer while I play. I'm an out-of-the-box thinker and I feel this innovation will be a huge hit.
Next, I would like to make saxophones more interesting. I think a saxophone shaped like the letter Q or R would be wonderful."
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